I’ve been here since 2014. I can grow a moustache as thick as Tom Selleck, but I can promise you I maintain yards better than my facial hair. I’m a man with over 15 different pairs of gas station sunglasses. Who has an even longer list of nicknames like: Karl, Hammy, Muscle Hamster, Real Big and Mr. Worldwide. When I’m not spinning my weedwacker I’m spinning the globe to see where I’ll travel to next. I love to play dress up, so you may catch me ridin’ that lawn mower with my urban cowboy boots. Yeeeehaw!